With wishes for a puntastic Tashlich

(I understand that this list was originally put together by Rabbi Richard Israel z"l to whom I owe thanks)

A Baker’s Guide To Tashlich

a.. For ordinary sins, use - White Bread

b.. For exotic sins - French or Italian Bread

c.. For dark sins - Pumpernickel

d.. For complex sins - Multi-grain

e.. For truly warped sins - Pretzels

f.. For sins of indecision - Waffles

g.. For sins committed in haste - Matza

h.. For substance abuse - Poppy Seed

i.. For committing arson - Toast

j.. For being ill-tempered - Sourdough

k.. For silliness - Nut Bread

l.. For not giving full value - Short Bread

m.. For political chauvinism - Yankee Doodles

n.. For excessive use of irony - Rye Bread

o.. For continual bad jokes - Corn Bread

p.. For hardening our hearts - Jelly doughnuts

q.. For speed limit violations - Russian Bread

r.. For bad temper - Crusty Bread

s.. For having a hole where your heart should be - Bagels

t.. For flaunting wealth in the form of fancy cars - Rolls

u.. For acting like a mad person - Crackers

v.. For cutting remarks - Sliced Bread